11/9/2022 0 Comments Johnny inkslinger mistake eraser![]() ![]() ![]() Behold the boil-over of finely-curated, vulgar-as-anything opinions of Laura Anne Gilman. Plus, as a licensed and certified sommelier of profanity, I can assure you with great delight that she is an expert in the ways of the foul tongue, as well, calling people “shitwaffles” and “duckfuckers,” which is demonstrable evidence of her deft vulgarity. And that’s what you’ve got in your digital, ephemeral hands right now: a collection of those very rants and raves, a heady jumble of choice mini-essays that talk cover a scythe-swept swath of topics including (but most certainly not limited to) pets, Facebook, bathrooms, bodily habits, politics, Santa Claus, music, and more. So enters Laura Anne Gilman, an author of just that variety who is in fact an expert ink-slinger and opinion-haver, a choice ranter, raver, roarer and rager, who has not only written many fine books, but who has also concocted a frothy foam-over of opinions, many of which she has shared via her Patreon. Even better, a writer of fictions, and even better than that, a writer of fictions across the various genres-a multi-faceted ink-slinger with a lot to say, and many, many ways to say it. It is vital to note that in this era of unmitigated fuckery, we must again return to cherishing the power of expertise.Īnd there exists no greater expert in this matter than: a writer. Were that true, we would not have to endure wanton dipshittery at every level, in every corner, of the Intertubes, oh no. Opinions are the glue that keeps all these 1s and 0s zipped up tight.īut let is also be said that not all opinions are equal in the eyes of whatever gods of justice watch over us all, nay. It is not simply made for th ese things, but also, made of these things – a “world wide web,” you might say (and I did say, for I just made that up, “world wide web,” it’s catchy, isn’t it?). Definitely some roarin’ about and most certainly for some rhetorical ragin’. Sharing of data, a marriage of systems, yadda yadda yadda. Blah blah blah, something-something Al Gore. It is often said that the Internet was a DARPA project, made for military research and education. With thanks to my Patreon supporters, without whom these Rants would not exist. If You Can't Identify It, You Shouldn't Touch It. I Will Stab You With this Pencil I Swear to Godĭo Not Make Me Choose Sides, You Both Suck Identifying Your Troll Subspecies: The Circular Tapdancis minor. I'm Done with the Motherfucking Cold of this Motherfucking Winter No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the author, except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.ĭon't Join A Neighborhood Facebook Community. A Collection of Frothing, Fuming and Funny ![]()
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